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The Crust
The loudest bit
Too loud. Too golden. Absolutely essential.
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to stay a little longer.
Experts are divided. Bakers are furious. France has excellent pastries, coastlines, museums, and one more button you should definitely press.
Président
of opinions
of opinions
A totally unofficial statement
Macron has
entered the chat.
After a highly serious summit, Emmanuel Macron has one question for France: is the baguette better than the croissant? The nation is waiting. The bakery is not.
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to be furious?
HOT TAKE 01
“A baguette is a sandwich if you believe hard enough.”
The essential art of
Doing less.
Clicking more.
In France, there is a word for the good life: la douceur. Here, there is a word for opening twelve tabs to find a recipe: commitment.
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The Soft Bit
The crumbly middle
You were promised a recipe. We changed our minds.
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The End Piece
A controversial ending
The argument starts here. Bring evidence.
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Where to find
the good stuff.
Paris, Provence, or the little village next door — every corner has a café, a hidden menu, and another excellent reason not to leave just yet.
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